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While on a road trip, an elderly couple decided to stop at a roadside diner for lunch. After finishing their meal, they got back in […]

Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend. One evening, not long after their honeymoon, he was busy organizing his golf equipment. His wife stood nearby, […]

An 82-year-old husband and his 80-year-old wife went to a restaurant for breakfast, where the ‘seniors’ special’ included two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast […]

A man named Jack walks into Bob’s Stables to buy a new horse. “Listen here,” says Bob, the owner. “I have exactly the horse you […]

An elderly couple strolled back into a Mercedes dealership, their eyes set on the luxury car they had been saving up for. But as they […]

Every day, they noticed their boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they’d leave right behind her. After […]

“What a wonderful morning I`d like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked it`s runny, and the other so over cooked it s […]

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men […]

A young couple got married and left for their honeymoon. When they returned, the bride immediately called her mother. “How was the honeymoon, sweetheart?” her […]

A guy from New Jersey went hunting one day in New York and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup […]