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While working on a message the pastor heard a knock at his office door.“Come in,” he invited. A contrite-looking man in threadbare clothes came in, […]

There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, “ATTENTION ALL” and […]

A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. 1 […]

A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far […]

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. […]

A lady goes to a tattooist and asks to have a butterfly tattooed on each of her bum cheeks. The tattooist says he doesn’t know […]

The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve […]

A man and his wife are at a high school reunion and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at […]

We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold […]

A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look […]