A man sat on his front porch, staring dejectedly at the ground
A man sat on his front porch, staring dejectedly at the ground. His neighbor, noticing his gloomy demeanor, walked over to check on him. “Hey, […]
Finding Jesus
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into […]
A 16-year-old came home with a Porsche
A 16-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did the car come from?” He calmly told them, […]
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop with an old, weathered guitar
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop with an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar. […]
Be More Tactful Next Time
The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Smith’s mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in […]
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men […]
Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
Three brothers ages 92, 9,4, and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses. […]
A new patient
A new patient was quite upset when the doctor’s nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. “But I only […]
My 7 year old son
My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me: “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?” “Erm, I […]
A couples were playing poker
A couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on […]