A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My […]
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An elderly married couple had just settled into bed
An elderly married couple had just settled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and declared, “Seven points!” His wife, confused, […]
The Blonde and the Road Paint Job
A man was in desperate need of a road painter, so he hired a blonde for the job. The instructions were simple: paint the yellow […]
The Ranch Widow’s Surprise
A wealthy rancher passed away, leaving his entire estate to his devoted wife. She was intelligent, strikingly beautiful, and determined to keep the ranch running. […]
An elderly couple was driving cross-country
An elderly couple was driving cross-country, taking their time and enjoying the open road. The wife was behind the wheel, focused but driving just a […]
Dear Diary: A Week in the Kitchen with Bob
MONDAY Cooking for Bob is such a joy! Today, I made angel food cake. The recipe said to “beat 12 eggs separately,” so I borrowed […]
After 37 years of marriage, Jake left his wife, Edith, for his young secretary
After 37 years of marriage, Jake left his wife, Edith, for his young secretary. His new girlfriend insisted they live in Jake and Edith’s luxurious […]
Two men in the woods
Two men are walking through the woods and come across a big, deep hole. “Wow, that looks deep,” one says. The other nods. “Sure does. […]
A mother was cleaning the house when her young son, Timmy, ran up to her, crying.
A mother was cleaning the house when her young son, Timmy, ran up to her, crying. “What’s wrong, sweetie?” she asked. “Mom, I accidentally broke […]
Little Johnny and his family often visited Grandma during holidays
Little Johnny and his family often visited Grandma during holidays like Easter, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, gathering for her delicious meals. One Sunday, they were all […]