A wealthy rancher passed away, leaving his entire estate to his devoted wife. She was intelligent, strikingly beautiful, and determined to keep the ranch running. There was just one issue—she didn’t know the first thing about ranching.
Realizing she needed help, she placed an ad for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied: one was a heavy drinker, the other was gay. After much thought (and very few options), she decided to hire the gay cowboy, figuring he’d be far less trouble than the drunk.
It turned out to be the best decision she could have made. The new ranch hand was hardworking, knowledgeable, and put in long hours. Under his care, the ranch thrived.
One evening, the widow said, “You’ve done an incredible job. You should go into town and enjoy yourself.”
He agreed and took off for a well-earned night out.
But as the clock ticked past one… then two… he still hadn’t returned. Finally, at around two-thirty, he walked through the door—only to find the widow sitting by the fireplace, sipping wine, waiting for him.
She motioned him closer and, in a soft voice, said, “Unbutton my blouse.”
Nervously, he did as she asked.
“Now take off my boots.”
He knelt down and pulled them off, one by one.
“Now my socks.”
He carefully removed them, placing them neatly beside the boots.
“Now my skirt.”
His hands trembled as he unfastened it, eyes locked on hers.
“Now my bra.”
He hesitated, then carefully slipped it off, letting it fall to the floor.
The widow took a slow sip of wine, locked eyes with him, and said—
“If you ever wear my clothes into town again… you’re fired.”
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