Two Southern Belles were chatting on the porch of a grand white-pillared mansion.
The first lady said proudly, “When my first child was born, my husband built me this beautiful mansion.”
The second smiled and replied, “Well, isn’t that nice?”
The first continued, “When my second child was born, he bought me that fine Cadillac out front.”
Again, the second woman responded, “Well, isn’t that nice?”
“And when my third child was born,” the first said with a grin, “he gave me this dazzling diamond bracelet.”
The second lady, as always, replied sweetly, “Well, isn’t that nice?”
Curious now, the first woman asked, “What did your husband give you when you had your first child?”
With a sly smile, the second answered, “He sent me to charm school.”
“Charm school?! Land sakes, child—for what?”
The second lady leaned in and said, “So instead of saying ‘Who gives a crap,’ I learned to say ‘Well, isn’t that nice?’”
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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
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