Husband Writes a Note to His Wife About Their Love Life—Her Reply Is Priceless!

**Husband Writes a Note to His Wife About Their Love Life—Her Reply Is Priceless!**

**Husband’s Note:**

“This past year, I’ve tried to be romantic 365 times. It worked only 36 times, which is about once every 10 days. Here’s why I think it didn’t work more often:
– 54 times, the sheets were clean.
– 17 times, it was too late.
– 49 times, you were too tired.
– 20 times, it was too hot.
– 15 times, you pretended to be asleep.
– 22 times, you had a headache.
– 17 times, you didn’t want to wake the baby.
– 12 times, it wasn’t the right time of the month.
– 19 times, you had to get up early.
– 9 times, you said you weren’t in the mood.
– 6 times, you were watching a show.

And when it did work, sometimes you just weren’t into it!”

**Wife’s Reply:**
“My dear husband, I think you’re forgetting a few things. Here’s my side of the story:
– 5 times, you came home too tired to do anything.
– 36 times, you didn’t come home at all!
– 33 times, you didn’t even try.
– 38 times, you worked too late.
– 10 times, you got distracted by something else.
– 98 times, you chose to watch sports instead.

As for the times it did work, let’s just say:
– If I didn’t move, it wasn’t because I wasn’t enjoying it—maybe I was just too comfy!
– And that ‘crack in the ceiling’ comment? I was only joking about redecorating!”