A man took his blonde girlfriend to her very first football game.

A man took his blonde girlfriend to her very first football game.

They had amazing seats, sitting right behind their team’s bench.

After the game, he asked her, “So, what did you think of the experience?”

“Oh, I loved it!” she said enthusiastically. “The tight pants and all those big muscles were great, but I just don’t get why they were fighting so hard over 25 cents.”

Confused, he asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well,” she explained, “they flipped a coin at the beginning, one team won it, and then all game long, they kept yelling, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I mean, seriously? It’s just a quarter!”