A wife had been asking her husband to fix a few things around the house

A wife had been asking her husband to fix a few things around the house. One day, she complained, “Honey, the grass is way too high. Can you cut it?”

The husband, looking frustrated, replied, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?”

The next day, the sink started dripping, and she asked him, “The faucet’s leaking, can you fix it?”

His reply, rolling his eyes, was, “What do I look like to you? A plumber?”

Two days later, the light bulb went out in the kitchen. She sighed and asked, “Honey, can you change this light bulb?”

He threw up his hands and grumbled, “What am I, an electrician?”

Days later, the husband came home from work to find the lawn mowed, the faucet repaired, and the light bulb replaced. Surprised, he asked, “What happened here?”

His wife, smiling, replied, “Well, our new neighbor came over and took care of everything.”

Curious, he asked, “How did you pay him?”

She shrugged. “He gave me two options: bake him a cake or have s3x with him.”

Relieved, the husband asked, “Okay, so what kind of cake did you bake him?”

The wife smirked. “What do you think I am, Betty Crocker?”