A man asked his wife, “What would you like for your birthday?”

A man asked his wife, “What would you like for your birthday?”

She thought for a moment, then smiled and said, “I’d like to be 21 again.”

The man nodded, pleased with her request. Early the next morning, he went all out. He took her to a luxurious spa for a full day of pampering. Afterward, they went to a fancy restaurant where she was treated to a five-course meal. He topped it off with a bottle of champagne and then whisked her off to a live concert of her favorite band.

After the concert, they danced the night away at an exclusive nightclub. The man was exhausted, but his wife seemed to be having the time of her life. They finally returned home, and as she collapsed on the couch, he leaned over and asked, “So, how was it being 21 again?”

She looked up, a little disoriented, and sighed. “I meant my energy level, you fool!”